"Kick the bastard," he joked.
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Meanwhile, on the field, Read revealed he simply told Mo'unga to "take his time".
Hansen's relief was clear during the press conference, taking time to praise his impact subs while tipping his hat to a brutal South African side.
"You're not going to have the momentum for the whole 80 minutes if you're playing against a quality team," Hansen said.
"South Africa had it for a long time but at some point if we kept fronting up, believing we were going to have our turn and then it was a matter of making sure we made the most of our turn.
"It could easily have been one we let go and allowed them to win but they dug in deep and refused to give up. Sometimes if you keep knocking on the door someone will open it and you can come in."
For 65 minutes Rassie Erasmus' vastly-improved Boks dominated, only to fold when the All Blacks finally secured and retained some decent ball.
"South Africa played incredibly well and are probably unlucky not to have won it. We thought we were unlucky not to win in Wellington. So two great test matches which is great for the game."
Hansen quickly dismissed the notion this result would hold a major bearing on his side's opening World Cup test against the Boks next year but did acknowledge its importance in regards to overcoming pressure.
"Everyone gets excited about how this game is going to make a difference at the World Cup. It won't matter a hoot. What it will do is for our young players who haven't been in a situation when they haven't been behind before, they'll put their head on the pillow tonight understanding that [they] don't stop believing.
"For the South Africans it will be don't stop playing. Don't give an inch. Both teams will get plenty out of it from that point of view."