SuperShorts They Said It: 'There is just a time and place. It is not her fault'

Yankees general manager Brian Cashman after Lady Gaga was thrown out of the New York Yankees clubhouse after sneaking in to drink with the players after they lost to the New York Mets 4-0. Miss Gaga reportedly guzzled whisky, rubbed her breasts and flirted with players Alex Rodriguez and Ronson Cano. And they threw her out?


"Nobody can stand here and tell me Germany were 4-1 better than us."
England's Frank Lampard, who probably feels they were 4-2 better.


"Little things decide the results."
England coach Fabio Capello. So do big things, mate. Like being completely outplayed.


"I tried not to react to the referee and just concentrate on what was happening. I realised it was over the line and I think the way I carried on so quickly fooled the referee into thinking it was not over."
German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer values honesty, integrity and defeating der Englander schweinhund at all costs.


"She has a solid personality built on the values of sports."
Die-hard romantic Prince Albert II of Monaco on his fiancee, Charlene Wittstock. Presumably having a "personality built on the values of sports" means she won't nag him about watching his own Grand Prix.