"Various videos have been circulating of unfaithful women but they haven't been made fun of as much as me. I hope you never have to be in my position. I'm going to defend my honour and my pride as a man until the end…
"I am really sorry and this is why I've come out in public to comment on this nonsense, so I can ask (my partner) to forgive me.
"I'm so confused but I want to get you back."
Papers immediately began ribbing the busted soul, with Mexican publication Record going particularly hard: "If you're thinking of cheating on your other half, a football match in a stadium with thousands of people in the stands and millions more watching on TV would be the last place you'd go…unless you're this nice Barcelona SC fan in Ecuador."