Supershorts They Said It: 'Boring in bed'

My heart goes out to poor Coleen. At least it weren't a granny this time, though ...
A cousin of Wayne Rooney shows support for Shrek.

"Wayne was actually quite boring in bed."
Callgirl Jenny Thompson on Shrek's prowess in the sack.

"You create the god and you create the monster. I live the same when you write well of me as I do when you write badly of me."
England coach Fabio Capello on the highs and lows of life in the Three Lions Circus.

"Suck on that faggots!"
Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice expands upon her nations' reputation for enlightened discussion following the Wallabies final-kick defeat of South Africa.

"She is an idiot ... and anyone who continues to endorse her as an athlete is an idiot as well."
Australian league's first openly gay star, Ian Roberts on Rice's Twitter faux pas. Jaguar responded by withdrawing their support for the swimmer.

"Your government has as much legitimacy as the Pakistani cricket team."
Australian Liberal senator George Brandis on the recently-concocted Labor government.

"It has got to the point now when I feel a bit weird if I don't do someone's hair before a game. Some of the girls look really tough with their hair plaited, so it's also a psychological thing - a victorious thing."
England rugby centre Rachael Burford on the preferred 'do on the women's circuit.