Busty blonde: "Gosh the draw is all so confusing";
Male presenter: "There, there allow me to explain slowly using simple language".
The spectacle, watched by a worldwide audience of quarter of a billion, completely undermines one of Fifa's apparent objectives in promoting equality in their sport as set down in their women's development programme guidelines released last year.
As Karren Brady, vice-chairman of West Ham and former managing director of Birmingham City, said: "Football is not only a game for everyone but incredibly influential. So for Fifa to put at centre stage a woman only there to be gawped at sends out a terrible message."
Fortunately some sports are starting to be more conscious about how women are portrayed in their game.
Former Netball New Zealand boss and now head of the Bulldogs Raelene Castle has caused a minor storm in NRL-land by overhauling the role of cheerleaders at the club. From next year the revealing uniforms and knee-high white boots will be high-kicked to touch, in favour of a more conservative and tasteful get-up.
While most stories have been primarily focused on the concerns of male fans who fear the game will self-destruct without any D-Cups on display, of more significance is the new role the women will play in the club. They'll be ambassadors for the Bulldogs, with pre-match and halftime performances set to be abandoned for off-field work such as hospital visits, corporate hosting and further education.
The decision, which was described by RadioSport as "ballsy" (because bravery is apparently an inherently male trait), is only a small step in re-framing how women are viewed in the sport. But hopefully it will encourage more young girls to aspire to be like the Bulldogs chief executive rather than the entertainment for men at the footy.