They include making a phone call while playing a game, wearing a cowboy hat and celebrating a goal by pretending to give birth to the ball.
Other offenses include sitting on the opponent's bench, eating a banana while playing, firing 'invisible arrows' at players and sitting on the opposing team's bench.
In a single match he infuriated the powers that be by scoring 14 goals when players are - for some reason - only permitted to score a maximum of three a game.
In that same match he was sent off, and then tried to sneak back on again after swapping his shirt.
His final transgression was apparently on January 31, when Garruto wore 'a natural light tank top' as his football kit.
In a farewell tweet Garruto thanked fans of his team called the Cleveland Steamers.
