Instead we're told the most convenient option is relocating cricket to the Springs and moving speedway to the industrial wasteland otherwise known as Mt Smart Stadium.
Until two days ago, this seemed like a passable compromise. Then a fella by the name of Michael Pickens was interviewed on the wireless about the midget racing series taking place at the Springs over the holidays.
He's a driver and that, I confess, is the sum total of my knowledge of midget cars, midget car racing or midget car drivers. Should Mastermind producers come knocking, I'd be more comfortable choosing the Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople as my specialist topic than I would speedway.
But I know for a fact, after listening to Pickens, that speedway fans and participants deserve a heck of a lot better than being punted into an unloved corner of Auckland to accommodate cricket.
Frankly, cricket's bumbling administration does not deserve the beautiful natural amphitheatre that Pickens described as the best circuit "in the whole entire world" (tautology can be excused when it's delivered with such passion). Overseas drivers, he said, keep coming back to the place and first-time drivers are left slack-jawed by the venue's atmosphere. And we'd give that up for what exactly? A sport that has waved goodbye to paying customers in droves over recent years?
No doubt the proximity to the Mr and Mrs Well-Heeled of Grey Lynn and Westmere will be used as an excuse, but it is impossible to muster much sympathy for the residents. Common sense suggests that part of due diligence when making a purchase as tethering as a house is to work out potential annoyances. That big, round dirt thing surrounded by bleachers was hardly hiding when you tied yourself to a 25-year mortgage.
Yes, cricket needs a new home alright, but they can keep their hands off the Springs - speedway's doing quite nicely there, thanks.