The Godfather is gutted with Steve Smith's lame declaration, Off White Thunder reckons Pup has revealed his true colours and Kev is starting a petition to re-open the Mt Victoria Tunnel on Sunday nights.
There is a lot of man love for Daniel Brigham's yarn about Nossy Williamson, and debatearound the greatness of M.D. Crowe. Walter Hadlee's lawn bowl antics are aired, and we get into players with lovely hair.
In Emails From Around The World the man called Biggie names his Shenanigans XI, Akseli is in raptures over Jocelyn Buttler and Geoff's curious about making ball tampering legal. There is talk of the Beige Brigade's latest acquisition - a cricket coffin from 1927.
Violence Corner is in Grimsby, hometown of controversial Australian Pom Darren Pattinson. Not Beefy Botham's favourite cricketer.
