One man more than any has turned the game around, so that South Africa-Australia is the exception. In the mid-1990s, the International Cricket Council chief executive Malcolm Speed sounded out former Sri Lanka captain Ranjan Madugalle to recruit a panel of recently retired test cricketers as match referees.
Their job is "to ensure a match is played according to the laws, playing conditions and spirit of the game," Madugalle said after the one-day series between New Zealand and England. "It is also to assess the umpire, the grounds, safety and security, and to be conduit between the two teams to make sure there are no issues."
The principal of neutral umpires had been established in 1989-90, to the eternal credit of Imran Khan, who brought English umpires John Hampshire and John Holder to officiate in Pakistan's test series against India.
The ICC's executive board approved one, then two neutrals for every test. Yet balance is maintained so new umpires can be tried at home by standing in T20 internationals at both ends, and in ODIs at one end, as their pathway to the top.
Given the absence of hostility between England and New Zealand, the issues affecting their series are more related to grounds. Old rugby stadiums are being phased out in favour of new "boutique grounds", with natural pitches and beautiful settings, but ICC officials have to ensure they have super-soppers for drying, and quality practice nets indoors and out, bowling machines and suitable hotels with gyms.
The match referee collates this information and forwards it to the ICC, so all countries who want to access it can prepare for future tours. Before a series of any kind, the match referee, umpires and umpires' assessor meet both teams' captains, managers and coaches to discuss possible trigger-points: playing conditions for the series, such as the use of floodlights, extra time available, the type of balls to be used, what kind of DRS technology will be available and general expectations for the series.
"Each series throws up a challenge," Madugalle said. "It could be player behaviour or pitches favouring the home side or favouring pace or spin too much."
Toothless? During the Ashes, he marked the Melbourne pitch "poor" so the most august ground in the Southern Hemisphere risks losing international cricket.
Test officials have done an excellent job cleaning up international cricket without sanitising it. It is good that Big Brother is listening, watching and officiating. At the least, even if South Africans and Australians cannot resist dishing out abuse, it is no longer racial.
- Telegraph Media Group