The Collective argue they are more than qualified to analyse the game.
Jeremy Wells is a schoolboy cricketer notorious for spending more time on a pitch roller than in the nets, while Mike Lane's career highlight was batting in a representative tournament with a Mickey Mouse hat on.
Matt Heath won't stop talking about scoring 106 not out against his 10-year-old son, the Basin Reserve took out a trespass order against Paul Ford, James McOnie spent his high school years fielding for Shane Thompson in the Hamilton Boys High First XI, and Scotty J Stevenson would rather be calling Super Rugby but is contractually obliged to be involved.
Lee Baker is the only member of the ACC who actually plays club cricket.
Mike Lane, ACC Chief Wrangler and head of Radio Hauraki said they were happy the agreement was over the line.
"The Pink Ball Test is a momentous occasion, and we're happy to rise to the occasion in the best way we know how – with unwavering patriotism with a hefty side of the surreal."
• The Pink Ball Test is on Sky Sport 3, March 22-26 from 1.30pm. Sky have advised the Alternative Commentary Collective audio is rated R16. To access the alternative audio option, press the yellow button on your Sky remote, from there you will see an audio language box, press up on your remote to access English Alt. Alternatively, you can listen on iHeartRadio.