Then he gets to Soviet Union athlete Laine Erik.
"Inside her is a very pretty little girl, Erik, wearing the red vest of the USSR".
What wait? Rewind the tape. Yes. That's what he said before later describing Hungary's Zsuzsa Szabo as the 'petite little Szabo'.
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Great Britain's Anne Packer went onto win the gold with France's Maryvonne Dupureur in second followed by Chamberlain.
Erik finished sixth.
According to The Complete Book of Olympics, Packer famously considered skipping the final after finishing third in the semifinals, to 'go shopping instead'. But after her fiance Robbie Brightwell finished a disappointing fourth in the 400m final, she changed her mind.
It helped that world record holder Dixie Willis withdrew due to illness and unofficial record holder Dan Shin-geum couldn't race due to political reasons.
"It was so easy, I could not believe I won," Packer told reporters after winning.
Things have certainly changed since especially at the Olympics. 5151 athletes competed in 1964, just 678 were women (13 percent). At the Rio Olympics four years ago, 45 percent of athletes were female.