"We live in Bethlehem, Tauranga," writes Fraser. "Over a valley of homes, at a range of about 450m, there are a couple of paddocks, with accompanying animals of a bovine nature. The ownership of thesepaddocks seems to lie with an older gentleman who has a surfeit of lawnmower fuel, for he has spent several hours mowing the smiley faces seen here. I tried to communicate with a vuvuzela, but I think he was still running the mower. He didn't even see me waving the white towel. I still think he has the correct idea: he has certainly made us laugh."
Write a comic verse ... no stress
Rob McCall of Mt Wellington writes: "My neighbour Jenny, a retired English teacher, set me a challenge, to write a limerick, the subject matter was up to me. So, I chose the coronavirus crisis. So she came up with this.
"I know South Korea better than anybody," Donald Trump declared, deflecting a question from a reporter about the United States' Covid-19 testing capabilities. "It's a very tight — do you know how many people are in Seoul? Do you know how big the city of Seoul is — 38 million people. That's bigger than anything we have." But Seoul's population is 9.9 million, but 38 million is an oddly specific number, thought some guy on Twitter ... *quick Google* ... ah, Wikipedia reckons Seoul is 38m above sea level ... that explains it.