Sideswipe: March 12: Ancient solution for toilet paper craze

From the NSW Rocks Facebook group.

Complaints from dissatisfied holidaymakers

1. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no one told us we had to take our own togs and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."

2. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."

3. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

4. "Although the brochure said there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg slice in the drawers."

5. "On my holiday to Goa in India I was disgusted to find almost every restaurant only served curry. I don't like spicy food."

6. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would've made our holiday more fun."

Stingy or generous — depends on your name

People called Matt and Emma are the stingiest while those called Karen and Joshua are the biggest spenders, according to a study. OnBuy.com surveyed 3000 of its UK customers to discover their spending habits and calculate who the generous souls are and who are the tightest.

The mannequins in Japan cutting loose

The mannequins in Japan cutting loose.

Onomatopoeias — sort of

The most satisfying words to say aloud:

8. Discombobulation

7. Higgledy-piggledy

6. Zamboni

5. Nincompoop

4. Mellifluous

3. Flump

2. Kerfuffle

1. I told you so

(Via @AdamCSharp)