Dating Disaster: "My recently separated brother was talked into a Connexions date by his mates. They met for coffee and her main topic of conversation was [about] how much money she was making from dealing a certain drug. Horrified brother couldn't wait to get rid... Next dayhe phoned the drug squad and after explanations, was given his vehicle make, model and rego, with a 'Thank You Sir, you have just eliminated yourself from our enquiries - we have that lady under surveillance.'"
Couch-travel: Why go anywhere over the Easter break when you can watch this fantastic time-lapse video of Tongariro National Park. (While you're at it, check out LIFE magazine's photo archive of New Zealand here - amazing images of soldiers, Maori culture and a idyllic outdoorsy scenes.)