What is your next project about?
"Nazis. It's a comedy. I'm not lying."
Who would play you in the film of your life?
"Me, if I'm still alive. When is this movie being made? What dates? I'd wait a few years to allow the real me to do some more stuff otherwise the film will be a bit short. If I'm dead I don't think you should make it. Anyone else will just screw it up."
For what cause would you lie down in front of a bulldozer?
"People fighting for the right to sleep with construction machinery."
When did you last laugh out loud?
"Literally seven seconds ago. I laughed at my bulldozer joke."
What music unravels you?
"By 'unravel', do you mean 'lose my mind and want to kill myself'? If so, then probably Dubstep. Unravel kind of sounds like making love to yourself. If you're asking that, then it's obviously Kenny G."
What is your favourite word?
"It used to be 'wriggle' but now it's 'wraggle'. I made it up as an alternative to wriggle. It also works as a tag on to wriggle, as in, 'I'm gonna wriggle-wraggle over to that pudding and eat it'."
What would you most like to change about yourself?
"I wish I was less good-looking and more unpopular. Then I could get into politics and use my pent-up resentment about being ugly and unpopular to systematically destroy the country."
The nation you most identify with, other than New Zealand?
"Aotearoa."
What do you dream about?
"I actually keep having this one recurring dream where I'm a little number standing in a line of other numbers that look identical to me. Then there are more and more of these numbers that follow me, again and again and again. It's more of a nightmare."
What would be your epitaph?
"He slipped on a banana peel that was meant for someone else."