Hey, hey Andy Shaw, tell me, were you thinking about job security when you made that hilarious, but hare-brained speech at the Diplomatic Immunity launch party on Tuesday night? Even the show's creator, James Griffin, who spoke after you predicted the headline would be: "New show costs TV exec hisjob". Not that you seemed to care when we chatted about it afterwards.
Fair call. But as general manager of commissioning, production and acquisitions at TVNZ, don't you think you should be a little more careful when you rat out your detractors? You called the Dominion Post "just a waste of good s*** paper", and you referred in a particularly derogatory manner to reviewer Jane Bowron that I dare not put into print.
You added self-satisfactorily: "I don't give a s*** about shares or making money or columnists. I just care about comedy... If you don't laugh at this [show] you are f***ing dead. I will find you and kill you ... [This speech] might cost me my job, but hell, I have options."
That's fighting talk, Andy, for a man who works for a company needing to carve a whopping $25 million from the books. I'm thinking you may say you don't care about columnists or reviewers, but the way you attacked Bowron clearly shows you do.
What, pray tell, did you take offence to exactly? The way she described your show Go Girls as being, "so awful it makes Burying Brian look good"? Or when she wrote: "Not since the awful Melody Rules has a locally made comedy been so painfully embarrassing to watch"?
For what it's worth, I prefer the Herald's Frances Grant's description of Girls as "good for a laugh provided by a set of appealing Shore characters".