Power ramps up smoothly but, when the road turns bendy, the engine throws its weight around - literally. Clearly this car's been designed for a lighter powerplant and the extra heft is felt via assertive understeer.
That apart, the suspension is compliant enough for comfort and makes a decent fist of carving round open corners; it's when they tighten that the Blade tries to cut a straight path.
Rather numb steering doesn't help and I soon throttled back for a more sedate approach to bends, saving the fireworks for the straights. Slowing down will ease your wallet, for the car returned a 13.3l/100km thirst during my spirited drive - a shock for a tarted-up Corolla.
Inside, the cabin's leather seats are inset with suede that's also been lavished over other surfaces. The Blitz is a Signature Class official used import, so it's been through Toyota's fettling process when the Japanese radio was replaced with a New Zealand unit.
There's an assortment of features, though I couldn't get the voice control to work - perhaps because of translation difficulties.
As a Corolla on steroids, the $33,000 Blitz didn't quite cut it for me; if I want a performance car I'd buy a better-handling and hotter-looking model. But it does deliver the sort of barbecue-boasting rights no ordinary Corolla can manage.
We like
Characterful engine, Signature Class approved used three-year warranty and AA Roadservice
We don't like
Handling not as sporty as the engine; it's still a Corolla
Powertrain
3.5-litre V6 petrol engine, 206kW at 6200rpm, 344Nm at 4700rpm, six speed auto with paddle shift drives front wheels
Performance
0-100 not available, 10.2l/100km thirst
Safety
Seven airbags, ABS brakes, stability control
What it's got
Radar cruise control, Bluetooth, Auto air con, keyless entry and start, leather, fog lights, alloy wheels
Vital stats
4260mm long, 350-litre boot, 60-litre tank