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That Guy: Beach bargains by skipload are not to be missed

By That Guy
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14 Jan, 2012 04:30 PM3 mins to read

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Sea's bounty: Milk powder, going cheap. Photo / Waihi Leader

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Well, it is great to be back on deck and writing for you.

I hope everybody had a great New Year. I spent the bulk of my time down in Tauranga catching up with an old friend. I won't mention his name, because he doesn't want me to, and besides you probably won't know him anyway.

What a great spot it is down there. We spent a lot of time on the beach and enjoying all that beautiful region has to offer.

Now, however, it is back to reality.

Holidays can be expensive, so I would like to begin the year by selling a few items I accumulated over the holiday period.

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I have a pair of brown Chino pants for sale. They are size 36 and have been worn only once for just a few minutes on Christmas day. So you could say they have had one careful owner.

Not really your thing? Then I also have 12 tonnes of small plastic beads. I am not sure what these are used for, and I can't tell you how I got them, but they have to have some sort of use for someone. I am willing to let these go cheap, let's say $150 a tonne, or I can sell them for half a cent a bead. There are about 950,000 beads in half a tonne, so you do the maths.

Into DIY? Well, I have 85 tonnes of four by two wood for sale. This is all treated timber, has weathered recent experiences well and I can deliver it in a container if you prefer. Milk powder? Don't ask me how I got it, but this is the real McCoy and I have three tonnes for sale. This would be ideal for somebody running a cafe or similar business that requires a lot of milk, perhaps a dairy or a cattery? Let's face it, you can never have too much milk - unless you are lactose intolerant.

If by some slim chance you are lactose intolerant, you might be more interested in items under the general debris category. I don't really want to go into specifics but I am selling this by the skipload.

The going rate for a skip of debris is currently $95 and I have 25 skips for sale.

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Hey, how about some flotsam and jetsam? Much like the debris it is very difficult to go into too much detail as to what this actually is. I probably could have sold it as debris, but I feel flotsam and jetsam might appeal a little more to the more discerning shopper. Again it is sold by the skipload and I have just 12 for sale. As you would expect, a skip of flotsam and jetsam is priced a little higher at $125.

There's also a brand new Hyundai Santa Fe. This has only 12 nautical miles on the clock, and would make an ideal family wagon. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this vehicle but I am going to let it go for $450 if you agree to buy now, as is, where is.

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If you are interested in any of these amazing deals, contact the editor, who will contact me, so I can contact my contact who will in turn contact you directly.

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