Kahu Tuwhare didn't ask for fries with his online order, or for the pizza to be left "around the back of the house". Instead, he wrote, "Please draw a picture of a zombie fighting a yeti." Hell Pizza delivers.
It's the thought that counts
What's your craziest, "I said/thought itand it happened" story? Here's a goodie from Reddit ... "Sometimes I pretend like I have a bazooka. This happens when I'm in the car with my girlfriend on our frequent and boring four-hour trips to home/back to college. Well, one time I shot my imaginary bazooka at a car in front of me. A second later, his tyre BLOWS OUT and he swerves off to the shoulder, staring at me all the while. He was probably as confused as I was."
Jafas found out in Hungary
Kelly writes: "My family and I were on holiday in Hungary near Lake Balaton in 2009. We were staying in a time-share hotel that wasn't up to scratch. Builders started work at 6am, there was no fire escape, and the pullout couch bed was beyond awful, so we complained. We got moved to another area and the friendly concierge asked where we were from. We said New Zealand. He said, 'Let me guess, Jafas?' I still don't know if I should've been insulted or not."
A reader writes: "On sunny Friday morning, I was creeping along Onehunga Mall in a slow, steady stream of traffic, looking for a certain shop. I spotted it, pulled over and parked. As I hopped out of my car, a chap in a 4x4 behind me called out, "You're all over the road, ya dickhead!" I immediately asked myself: Was I really all over the road? Could I really have caused so much distress to the general public if I was? And is it possible I really have been a dickhead all these years and never realised? Or perhaps, do some drivers just need to relax a little?"
