Label too much for this Westie
William has had enough of the "westie" label: "What's with this demarcation of Auckland people? All who live out West are Westies, yet there are no Easties, Southies, Northies or Centralies. Having lived this century in Pt Chevalier, Waterview and now Waiatarua, I guess I could be termed a 'Westie'. But I do not drive a Ford or Holden, I am always well groomed, I earn over $100k a year and I have a modern glass cube of a house. No sandals, no beer in the fridge ... no dogs chained, snarling, to the leafless tree in the barren garden."
Crime is such hot, thirsty work ...
A woman in Queensland returned home to find a burglar sitting by her pool dressed in her neighbour's one-piece swimsuit and sipping a coffee. The 41-year-old, 120kg man had earlier stolen the togs. Cairns Senior Constable Russell Parker said that when the resident found the stranger in her backyard, she was calm. "Luckily she recognised the swimsuit because she's friends with her neighbour and had been on shopping trip with her on the day she had bought it."(Source: The Cairns Post)
Picture this #1: Wondering what to get Judith Collins for Christmas?
Picture this #2: An underwhelming peperoni pizza...
Picture this #3: Dancers doing stuff in real life...
Video: Prank-based marketing is pretty obnoxious - trying to freak people out just to plug something, but this one is a least fit for purpose; the set up involves a woman using her telekinetic superpowers in a coffee shop for Carrie-the upcoming horror film remake based on Stephen King's 1974 novel.
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