Gift at bottom of scale
The Group Therapy column from the Globe and Mail, which solicits helpful advice from other readers about domestic problems, included this letter: "My husband and I have been married 11 years and have three kids. Before my 39th birthday I tried to suggest that I wanted a romantic gift ... He gave me a bathroom scale and a hot water bottle ..." What's the worst (or best) gift you've ever received? Email Sideswipe.
A John Banks insight
A reader writes: "All the fuss about what Key and Banks were saying over teacups; surely it couldn't be any worse than what [John] Banks said publicly? ... The Act candidate for Epsom said out loud on TV3's The Nation: 'If we continue the bankrupt response of just paying young Polynesian, young Maori men, in South Auckland the dole to sit in front of TV smoking marijuana and watch pornography and plan more drug offending and more burglaries, then we are going to have them coming through our window regardless if we live in Epsom or anywhere else."
Less than secure
Says Admedia's Fastline: "Fresh PR and its client, Fudge Haircare, hijacked Vector Arena security for a cool little ambient stunt at the Vodafone Music Awards last week. As each bag was checked by security at the door, a free Fudge product was slipped in ..." Er, nice to know Vector Arena security are allowed to slip things into your bag.