An explicit but effective hygiene reminder spotted in an Auckland CBD bathroom.
Glad he got that off his chest
Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a friend was disappointed to find only a few skimpy portions, so complained. "Don't worry, lady," the butcher said. "I'll pack
some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, she heard the butcher's voice boom: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store." (Source: Misscellania.com)
Airport security a tact-free zone
David and his family were flying to Florida from Detroit when security spotted his son Drew, 29, carrying a plastic toy hammer. Drew is severely handicapped and has carried the hammer for "security" for 20 years. Agents told them he couldn't board the plan with a "weapon", forcing them to toss it away. (Source: Reason.com)
