Sideswipe: March 9: Feeling flat over fat emoji

A group of body-image activists are circulating an online petition that asks Facebook to remove a "feeling fat" status and emoji from status-update options. The Change.org petition has amassed more than 14,000 signatures so far, and sparked a debate over whether the social network is promoting body-shaming. "Feeling fat" appears as one of many preset options included in Facebook's dropdown list of status updates. Endangered Bodies says, "Fat is not a feeling. Fat is a natural part of our bodies, no matter their weight. And all bodies deserve to be respected and cared for." One commenter said you can feel fat after a big meal, but others felt the emoji would be mostly used by young women with poor self-esteem.

Bronagh keeps tabs on PM

Overheard on Waiheke. A reader writes: "A couple of women were leaving a dress shop and they asked a friend of mine to recommend a good place to have coffee. She pointed out a cafe across the road and added that Prime Minister John Key was visiting Waiheke and if they wanted to spot him he was in the nearby wine shop. 'I know,' said one of the women with a smile. 'I'm married to him'."

Retired but still active

Rihari Wilson writes: "I was just trying to catch up with Facebook. I am now retired, which I entered into the appropriate box. I was a little surprised at this question, which I have copied and pasted. 'What was your position at Retired?' ..."

The great disappearing popsicle flavours drama

Andrew writes: "Minna from Fonterra is just giving us that ol' PR spin. I remember when the original 70s line up of the Pop-pop-popsicle band (the most refreshing, coolest band in the land) cited 'irreconcilable creative differences' as the reason for their breakup, although rumours at the time suggested that the real reason was Penelope Pineapple had been 'intimately involved' with Crazy Joe Cola from the Wall's band."

Spotted in Kumeu

Rusty the dog found!

"Rusty was taken by a man in the neighbourhood who thought better of keeping him when he found out he was an older dog with a heart condition. He was returned to us a little worse for wear, all ID gone and now has kennel cough. We are so pleased to have him home and never want to experience the feeling of not knowing where and what has happened again."

Clearly not Versace

"Went to the night markets last night with my uncle and we came across this cheap phone case," writes Jordan Young. "Clearly it's not Versace."