'The smug-bum South' Allan says the notice to "Auckland visitors" somewhere in the South Island which said "anyone wanting to talk residential property will be removed from the premises" is a typical example of the parochial nature of South Islanders. He writes:"I left small-minded Dunedin 30 years ago to live in Auckland. I have lost count of the the times when revisiting Dunedin and Christchurch especially, that the first words out of a local's mouth are, 'I could never live in Auckland'. Invariably, they have never even been. It is so boring and predictable. Where is the legendary southern hospitality? A myth. I play music in a Ponsonby bar, where one learns to spot the tentative body language of new, post-quake arrivals from Christchurch in an instant. They are all gobsmacked by how friendly we are, and vow to never return to the smug-bum South."
Mere details Jane writes: "Driving with the 11-year-old and the 15-year-old, we spotted four Vespa scooters on a tour around Takapuna. The younger pipes up, 'How cool are they! Can we do that mum?' Before mum can say a word the older says, 'Don't be stupid. Mum can't drive a scooter, I am too young to have a licence and your feet won't touch the ground!' To which the younger replied, 'details, details, details'. This exchange highlights the difference in my daughters' personalities perfectly."
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Disruptive terrorists London's Daily Telegraph reported in January that the "Darkshadow" jihadists from Tunisia and Ivory Coast, who had proclaimed their website-hacking would disrupt international travel, wound up merely taking down bus timetables in Bristol, England. (Source: News of the Weird)
Gateway hairstyle A mother has branded her son's primary school ridiculous after it linked his hairstyle to drug-taking. Joe Head, 11, wore his hair in a short ponytail in tribute to Swedish footballer Zlatan Ibrahimovic. But Pope Paul Catholic Primary in Potters Bar, Hertfordshire, said in a letter that the style was "unsuitable" and "associated with drug-taking".
Is Zlatan Ibrahimovic's hairstyle "unsuitable" for primary school?
