What we believed as kids
1. "My son when in hospital was told by a friend not to eat any sausages while there because they were made in the hospital kitchen using all the meat from the arms and legs that had be amputated in the operating theatre."
2. "I was taught at Sunday School that because God used Adam's rib to make Eve, men have one less rib than women. At 38, I have only just worked out that men and women have the same number of ribs. A quick survey revealed my father-in-law, at 56, also believed this. It seems even God knows to never let the truth get in the way of a good story ..."
3. "My dad told me at an early age that baked beans were just little potatoes in tomato sauce. I have enjoyed them ever since and only discovered the truth many years later."
'Third World' conditions laughable
Does your cliched phrase still work? "The outraged ratepayers of Whangarei talking about their 'Third World road' conditions are hilarious," says Kip sarcastically. "Anyone who thinks that any of New Zealand's roads are in Third World condition has obviously never visited the Third World!"