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Sideswipe: August 18: Bring your own

Ana Samways
By Ana Samways
Sideswipe - ana.samways@nzherald.co.nz·NZ Herald·
17 Aug, 2011 05:30 PM3 mins to read

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Bringing your own food to this cafe is welcomed. Photo / Supplied

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Limited menu: A cafe with an interesting sales technique.

AB sex campaign with a twist

Regarding talk of All Black supporters giving up sex during the World Cup to support the team, Peter says: "We were discussing this in the staffroom yesterday morning. A young colleague raised a few eyebrows when he blurted out, 'I would happily sacrifice a few minutes of pleasure to see them succeed'. There was a general feeling of sympathy for his girlfriend. Meanwhile, a much older colleague who has been married many years, muttered, 'if All Black success depended on my abstinence from sex, they should have won at least the last three tournaments'."

Don't fall about laughing

Falls are the biggest cause of injuries in the home, according to an email from ACC. "More than 7600 people were injured falling out of bed last year. About 1600 people were injured last year by tripping over a dog compared with about 700 falls involving a cat. Over 180 people were injured falling over while putting out the rubbish or recycling." ACC estimates alcohol is a contributing factor in nearly a quarter of all claims.

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Happy to rain on Cup parade

Roger of Te Atatu writes: "In recent years I've met a number of new friends who are seeing NZ for the first time, and each of them has commented about how many rainbows we have here in Auckland, some stacked up in pairs and triples. So how about it? Time for a refreshing and romantic change from City of Sails to City of Rainbows? The timing would be perfect for the Rugby World Cup."

He urned that free drink

Mike O'Loughlin writes: "Your photo re the bar offering free drinks to 80-year-olds accompanied by their parents has been done before ... and failed. Some years ago, a good-humoured bar manager tried the same tactic, only to be greeted the next day by the local town soak, Cyril (82), who produced two urns containing his late Mum and Dad and drank heartily and for free for about a week until the bar manager conceded defeat and withdrew the promotion."

Safety a black-and-white issue

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A reader writes: "To the middle-aged lady who flipped me off as I drove through a zebra crossing in Kohi on Wednesday morning: I didn't see you because you were dressed head to toe in black, standing against a dark backdrop. In fact, you only came to my attention as your disembodied hand raised itself to salute me. You might want to rethink your wardrobe, because dead and angry ain't a good look."

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