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Sideswipe: April 2: First find for gardener

Ana Samways
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Sideswipe - ana.samways@nzherald.co.nz·NZ Herald·
1 Apr, 2014 03:15 PM3 mins to read

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Nick Cottle tidied up the gardens and found Winston Peters hidden in there.

Clever way to tackle real estate scrum

Richie McCaw has gone into real estate. But it's not the legendary rugby player ... check the spelling for a start. Real estate agent Luke McCaw has joined the recently opened Bayleys Ponsonby office, led by Andrea and Duncan Ritchie. The Ritchie/McCaw team are probably hoping to tackle the market with their clever marketing pitch.

Sneakers from hell

A 12-year-old girl from New Mexico officially has the smelliest sneakers in the US. Jordan Armstrong wore the shoes, held together by duct-tape, everywhere for two years and was proclaimed the winner at the Odor-Eaters National Rotten Sneaker Contest at Ripley's Believe It Or Not! Times Square. The contest, in its 39th year, is a publicity stunt for foot-care manufacturer Odor-Eaters and open to kids. George Aldrich, a "Master Sniffer" for Nasa, is a judge. He told the Huffington Post: "I still gag sometimes when I judge this contest. The kids who live on farms and near ponds tend to do very well. Walking through a chicken coop is especially effective." Aldrich is a chemist for Nasa and for more than 40 years, has made sure that all smells on spacecraft are acceptable.

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In the dark over lamp post

Birmingham City Council outraged residents after spending £2000 ($3840) on a lamp post, the light from which is blocked by a conifer tree. It was part of an upgrade of the city's 95,000 street lamps, replacing fluorescent lights with energy-efficient LED models. The contractor, Arney, said it was working with the property owner to "ensure that the obstruction caused by the overgrown trees is removed".

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"I have noticed the extended (added) vowel in words such as 'blown' and 'known' quite often when news items are being read on TV, but now it has extended to 'English as she is writ' apparently."

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