Stories making headlines across New Zealand at noon include a dog owner found guilty after a bizarre dog attack, mongrel mob members caught out with their mobile phones and an alien invasion reported in Oamaru.
Over in Gisborne, plenty of dogs are not fenced in and posties say they feellike they are risking life and limb.
Get your popcorn, tissues and possibly bucket out, as it's "The GC" night! You can vote for your favourite cast member in this photo poll of them in skimpy outfits.
Recreational anglers in Northland have been warned after trying to make a quick buck on the side of the road.
Artist and activist Tame Iti has thrown his mobile phone away, but having no cellphone coverage in the Ureweras has nothing to do with it. Meanwhile Mongrel Mob members in Wairoa are probably also seriously reconsidering their cellphone use today.
The Whakatane Emergency Response Team (WERT) stood around scratching their heads for a while after a paraglider had an unfortunate landing near the Ohope hill.
KiwiRail has got up the nose of people in Rangitikei District.
In the Wairarapa, more people are coming forward with complaints about this year's phone book.