I knew Frances' mother, too. I remember when she wore torn-up slips and kissed Amanda de Cadenet. The last time I checked, little Frances Bean was a toddler with an anti-hero dad and a riot girl mommy. Now she's the muse for the reinvention of an aesthetic I lived through. Way to make me feel ancient, Hedi.
Not that I can hate him for it. The 90s' buzz is exciting the way Slimane does it. Saint Laurent fall 2013 was raw, abrasive and sexy, just like Nirvana sounded the first time you heard it. Fashion editors are said to have clutched their pearls at what Slimane sent down the runway. He stands accused of cheapening the hallowed name of Saint Laurent with his oversize duffel coats and shrunken dresses.
They don't get it. Slimane's influences may have been obvious, but the clothes themselves are gorgeous. Provocative, sure, but still covetable and wearable. But that doesn't mean I'm OK with this Saint Laurent direction. I can't be. The memories it stirs up are too painful.
I did not have myself together, style-wise, in the 90s. Not nearly. I had a black velvet swing coat. I had an oatmeal-coloured cardigan that was full length with side vents and wooden buttons. I had a pirate shirt. God help me, I wore it. I walked the streets dressed in White Musk perfume, painted up like Robert Smith in Rimmel "Black Cherry" lipstick.
I was a sight to behold back when Frances Bean was a baby. Ah well, whatever, nevermind. That was her Dad's line, wasn't it? Easy for him to say. Kurt never wore a pirate shirt in public.
- VIVA
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