Lo and verily did God say unto me today, "Caught you lounging around at your Te Atatu home, I see. Nice house."
And I did reply, "Thanks. Actually, do you know the journalist Steve Braunias? He had a look at it when it was for sale a few years ago. He liked the pool out the back and was taken with the really steep spiral staircase, but we ended up buying it."
He said He'd never heard of him. "Anyway," He did say, "just thought I'd look in on you. You don't get out much these days."