One reviewer said, "We asked if this cafe sold the local newspaper and were told that it was a cafe not a newspaper shop."
But despite the overwhelmingly bad reviews, when I popped in today I enjoyed a pleasant, ordinary cafe experience.
The man behind the counter chatted cheerily about the prospect of the winter's first snow as he made my flat white.
When I asked for a powerpoint to plug in my laptop, he happily pointed me to one.
As I sat there working, sipping my coffee and nibbling on my coffee cake (cream cheese icing to cake ratio on the meagre side), we chatted more about pending snow and was told how a local beekeeper predicted the cold snap last week when his bees finally shut up shop.
Signs assured me the "Big Breakfast'' was "a real good feed!" and of proper tongs etiquette when lifting food from the self-serve cabinets.
It was chilly, but when I went to the car to retrieve my jacket, and sleety snow flakes flecked my head, the owner appeared to crank the heater.
Customers who came and went got the same polite, chatty, friendly service that I did.
Maybe it was the prospect of snow, and a pick-up in ski and winter sports trade, but the staff were smiling, happy today.
And I had a fine time. Three stars. Average.