NZ Herald
  • Home
  • Latest news
  • Herald NOW
  • Video
  • New Zealand
  • Sport
  • World
  • Business
  • Entertainment
  • Podcasts
  • Quizzes
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle
  • Travel
  • Viva
  • Weather

Subscriptions

  • Herald Premium
  • Viva Premium
  • The Listener
  • BusinessDesk

Sections

  • Latest news
  • New Zealand
    • All New Zealand
    • Crime
    • Politics
    • Education
    • Open Justice
    • Scam Update
  • Herald NOW
  • On The Up
  • World
    • All World
    • Australia
    • Asia
    • UK
    • United States
    • Middle East
    • Europe
    • Pacific
  • Business
    • All Business
    • MarketsSharesCurrencyCommoditiesStock TakesCrypto
    • Markets with Madison
    • Media Insider
    • Business analysis
    • Personal financeKiwiSaverInterest ratesTaxInvestment
    • EconomyInflationGDPOfficial cash rateEmployment
    • Small business
    • Business reportsMood of the BoardroomProject AucklandSustainable business and financeCapital markets reportAgribusiness reportInfrastructure reportDynamic business
    • Deloitte Top 200 Awards
    • CompaniesAged CareAgribusinessAirlinesBanking and financeConstructionEnergyFreight and logisticsHealthcareManufacturingMedia and MarketingRetailTelecommunicationsTourism
  • Opinion
    • All Opinion
    • Analysis
    • Editorials
    • Business analysis
    • Premium opinion
    • Letters to the editor
  • Politics
  • Sport
    • All Sport
    • OlympicsParalympics
    • RugbySuper RugbyNPCAll BlacksBlack FernsRugby sevensSchool rugby
    • CricketBlack CapsWhite Ferns
    • Racing
    • NetballSilver Ferns
    • LeagueWarriorsNRL
    • FootballWellington PhoenixAuckland FCAll WhitesFootball FernsEnglish Premier League
    • GolfNZ Open
    • MotorsportFormula 1
    • Boxing
    • UFC
    • BasketballNBABreakersTall BlacksTall Ferns
    • Tennis
    • Cycling
    • Athletics
    • SailingAmerica's CupSailGP
    • Rowing
  • Lifestyle
    • All Lifestyle
    • Viva - Food, fashion & beauty
    • Society Insider
    • Royals
    • Sex & relationships
    • Food & drinkRecipesRecipe collectionsRestaurant reviewsRestaurant bookings
    • Health & wellbeing
    • Fashion & beauty
    • Pets & animals
    • The Selection - Shop the trendsShop fashionShop beautyShop entertainmentShop giftsShop home & living
    • Milford's Investing Place
  • Entertainment
    • All Entertainment
    • TV
    • MoviesMovie reviews
    • MusicMusic reviews
    • BooksBook reviews
    • Culture
    • ReviewsBook reviewsMovie reviewsMusic reviewsRestaurant reviews
  • Travel
    • All Travel
    • News
    • New ZealandNorthlandAucklandWellingtonCanterburyOtago / QueenstownNelson-TasmanBest NZ beaches
    • International travelAustraliaPacific IslandsEuropeUKUSAAfricaAsia
    • Rail holidays
    • Cruise holidays
    • Ski holidays
    • Luxury travel
    • Adventure travel
  • Kāhu Māori news
  • Environment
    • All Environment
    • Our Green Future
  • Talanoa Pacific news
  • Property
    • All Property
    • Property Insider
    • Interest rates tracker
    • Residential property listings
    • Commercial property listings
  • Health
  • Technology
    • All Technology
    • AI
    • Social media
  • Rural
    • All Rural
    • Dairy farming
    • Sheep & beef farming
    • Horticulture
    • Animal health
    • Rural business
    • Rural life
    • Rural technology
    • Opinion
    • Audio & podcasts
  • Weather forecasts
    • All Weather forecasts
    • Kaitaia
    • Whangārei
    • Dargaville
    • Auckland
    • Thames
    • Tauranga
    • Hamilton
    • Whakatāne
    • Rotorua
    • Tokoroa
    • Te Kuiti
    • Taumaranui
    • Taupō
    • Gisborne
    • New Plymouth
    • Napier
    • Hastings
    • Dannevirke
    • Whanganui
    • Palmerston North
    • Levin
    • Paraparaumu
    • Masterton
    • Wellington
    • Motueka
    • Nelson
    • Blenheim
    • Westport
    • Reefton
    • Kaikōura
    • Greymouth
    • Hokitika
    • Christchurch
    • Ashburton
    • Timaru
    • Wānaka
    • Oamaru
    • Queenstown
    • Dunedin
    • Gore
    • Invercargill
  • Meet the journalists
  • Promotions & competitions
  • OneRoof property listings
  • Driven car news

Puzzles & Quizzes

  • Puzzles
    • All Puzzles
    • Sudoku
    • Code Cracker
    • Crosswords
    • Cryptic crossword
    • Wordsearch
  • Quizzes
    • All Quizzes
    • Morning quiz
    • Afternoon quiz
    • Sports quiz

Regions

  • Northland
    • All Northland
    • Far North
    • Kaitaia
    • Kerikeri
    • Kaikohe
    • Bay of Islands
    • Whangarei
    • Dargaville
    • Kaipara
    • Mangawhai
  • Auckland
  • Waikato
    • All Waikato
    • Hamilton
    • Coromandel & Hauraki
    • Matamata & Piako
    • Cambridge
    • Te Awamutu
    • Tokoroa & South Waikato
    • Taupō & Tūrangi
  • Bay of Plenty
    • All Bay of Plenty
    • Katikati
    • Tauranga
    • Mount Maunganui
    • Pāpāmoa
    • Te Puke
    • Whakatāne
  • Rotorua
  • Hawke's Bay
    • All Hawke's Bay
    • Napier
    • Hastings
    • Havelock North
    • Central Hawke's Bay
    • Wairoa
  • Taranaki
    • All Taranaki
    • Stratford
    • New Plymouth
    • Hāwera
  • Manawatū - Whanganui
    • All Manawatū - Whanganui
    • Whanganui
    • Palmerston North
    • Manawatū
    • Tararua
    • Horowhenua
  • Wellington
    • All Wellington
    • Kapiti
    • Wairarapa
    • Upper Hutt
    • Lower Hutt
  • Nelson & Tasman
    • All Nelson & Tasman
    • Motueka
    • Nelson
    • Tasman
  • Marlborough
  • West Coast
  • Canterbury
    • All Canterbury
    • Kaikōura
    • Christchurch
    • Ashburton
    • Timaru
  • Otago
    • All Otago
    • Oamaru
    • Dunedin
    • Balclutha
    • Alexandra
    • Queenstown
    • Wanaka
  • Southland
    • All Southland
    • Invercargill
    • Gore
    • Stewart Island
  • Gisborne

Media

  • Video
    • All Video
    • NZ news video
    • Herald NOW
    • Business news video
    • Politics news video
    • Sport video
    • World news video
    • Lifestyle video
    • Entertainment video
    • Travel video
    • Markets with Madison
    • Kea Kids news
  • Podcasts
    • All Podcasts
    • The Front Page
    • On the Tiles
    • Ask me Anything
    • The Little Things
  • Cartoons
  • Photo galleries
  • Today's Paper - E-editions
  • Photo sales
  • Classifieds

NZME Network

  • Advertise with NZME
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • BusinessDesk
  • Newstalk ZB
  • Sunlive
  • ZM
  • The Hits
  • Coast
  • Radio Hauraki
  • The Alternative Commentary Collective
  • Gold
  • Flava
  • iHeart Radio
  • Hokonui
  • Radio Wanaka
  • iHeartCountry New Zealand
  • Restaurant Hub
  • NZME Events

SubscribeSign In
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Home / New Zealand

Matt Greenop: Minis revved up for Pork Pie charity run

NZ Herald
22 Mar, 2013 04:30 PM2 mins to read

Subscribe to listen

Access to Herald Premium articles require a Premium subscription. Subscribe now to listen.
Already a subscriber?  Sign in here

Listening to articles is free for open-access content—explore other articles or learn more about text-to-speech.
‌
Save

    Share this article

Mini Roadster. Photo / Supplied
Mini Roadster. Photo / Supplied

Mini Roadster. Photo / Supplied

It doesn't get much better than Goodbye Pork Pie. It's the perfect Kiwi road movie, dripping with our humour, and takes in almost the whole country.

I drag it out for an annual viewing, and it never fails to deliver, despite knowing exactly what's coming around the next corner.

Imagine the sheer joy of belting through a railway station in a car that - at the time - was a mere fraction of the size of almost everything else on the road.

Take that Mini to Invercargill? Why the hell not? It was a '78 British Leyland Mini, one of three that were used in the movie. Two went back to the old New Zealand Motor Corporation in one piece and the other ... well, we all know what happened to that.

The legendary run to the deep south is happening again, and Driven will be along for the ride, fortunately not in a ropey old Mini 1000, but in the latest Mini Roadster - markedly more comfortable, and with a turbo engine that's not going to struggle up steep hills.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Anyone who has owned a Mini will tell you, they're a joy to own - mostly - but can be a total nightmare.

The ability to go through puddles without coming to a grinding halt is a massive advantage in the modern machine, as is the power to crest a judder bar without finishing up crawling around the road on all fours looking for a sump plug.

And the scope for back seat shenanigans? I'm sure it hasn't changed much, but can't testify to it. (Please don't email us about the legitimacy of this statement, we really, really don't want to know.)

The event this year will benefit nominated charities - the task is to raise money "by any means possible", and kicks off in Kaitaia on March 28.

After 2500km, and probably a few pies, the Mini faithful will, all things going well, railway station escapades and the constabulary notwithstanding, roll into Invercargill.

Discover more

New Zealand

Matt Greenop: Raging against traffic

08 Mar 04:30 PM
Opinion

Matt Greenop: Hail to the petfood king

15 Mar 04:30 PM
New Zealand

Pie run a driver for cancer survivor

22 Mar 04:30 PM
New Zealand

Mini enthusiasts rev up for charity run

26 Mar 04:30 PM
Save

    Share this article

Latest from New Zealand

New Zealand

Porirua Mayor condemns 'disgraceful' sex rumour email attack on Tory Whanau

11 Jul 10:01 PM
live
New Zealand

Ham radio distress post was hoax, 50 people evacuated, wild weather clean-up begins

11 Jul 09:42 PM
Premium
Opinion

Fran O'Sullivan: New Zealand must move on from Ardern criticism to get real benefit from Covid inquiry

11 Jul 09:00 PM

From early mornings to easy living

sponsored
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Recommended for you
Ham radio distress post was hoax, 50 people evacuated, wild weather clean-up begins
New Zealand

Ham radio distress post was hoax, 50 people evacuated, wild weather clean-up begins

11 Jul 09:42 PM
Lydia Ko misses cut at Evian Championship after tough second round
Golf

Lydia Ko misses cut at Evian Championship after tough second round

11 Jul 09:08 PM
'You have to ask for help': League legend Tāwera Nikau on overcoming life's challenges
Lifestyle

'You have to ask for help': League legend Tāwera Nikau on overcoming life's challenges

11 Jul 09:00 PM
Sailing greats steer water polo towards LA Olympics
Sport

Sailing greats steer water polo towards LA Olympics

11 Jul 09:00 PM
'Very tough': Sinner braces for Alcaraz challenge in Wimbledon final
Tennis

'Very tough': Sinner braces for Alcaraz challenge in Wimbledon final

11 Jul 08:52 PM

Latest from New Zealand

Porirua Mayor condemns 'disgraceful' sex rumour email attack on Tory Whanau

Porirua Mayor condemns 'disgraceful' sex rumour email attack on Tory Whanau

11 Jul 10:01 PM

Tory Whanau called the claims a 'malicious and sexist rumour'.

Ham radio distress post was hoax, 50 people evacuated, wild weather clean-up begins
live

Ham radio distress post was hoax, 50 people evacuated, wild weather clean-up begins

11 Jul 09:42 PM
Premium
Fran O'Sullivan: New Zealand must move on from Ardern criticism to get real benefit from Covid inquiry

Fran O'Sullivan: New Zealand must move on from Ardern criticism to get real benefit from Covid inquiry

11 Jul 09:00 PM
Harvey Norman store roof almost ripped of by wild weather in Nelson

Harvey Norman store roof almost ripped of by wild weather in Nelson

Solar bat monitors uncover secrets of Auckland’s night sky
sponsored

Solar bat monitors uncover secrets of Auckland’s night sky

NZ Herald
  • About NZ Herald
  • Meet the journalists
  • Newsletters
  • Classifieds
  • Help & support
  • Contact us
  • House rules
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of use
  • Competition terms & conditions
  • Our use of AI
Subscriber Services
  • NZ Herald e-editions
  • Daily puzzles & quizzes
  • Manage your digital subscription
  • Manage your print subscription
  • Subscribe to the NZ Herald newspaper
  • Subscribe to Herald Premium
  • Gift a subscription
  • Subscriber FAQs
  • Subscription terms & conditions
  • Promotions and subscriber benefits
NZME Network
  • The New Zealand Herald
  • The Northland Age
  • The Northern Advocate
  • Waikato Herald
  • Bay of Plenty Times
  • Rotorua Daily Post
  • Hawke's Bay Today
  • Whanganui Chronicle
  • Viva
  • NZ Listener
  • Newstalk ZB
  • BusinessDesk
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • iHeart Radio
  • Restaurant Hub
NZME
  • About NZME
  • NZME careers
  • Advertise with NZME
  • Digital self-service advertising
  • Book your classified ad
  • Photo sales
  • NZME Events
  • © Copyright 2025 NZME Publishing Limited
TOP
search by queryly Advanced Search