We're hitting 65 feeling fine. Most of us are perfectly capable of continuing to earn a living and nearly half of us are doing exactly that. The Retirement Commissioner reports 43 per cent of those aged 65-69 are still in the workforce. We don't need the pension.
And, incidentally, it is a pension, it never was "superannuation" which is a return of an invested fund built by savings over a lifetime. Young Roger Douglas set up a public fund like that for our generation when he was a junior minister in the Rowling Government but Muldoon cancelled it. You've read about this.
And you've heard endlessly about how the baby boomers came to power when you were 4 years old and blew away the costly, comfortable, dead-end protections of our parents' economy and made the country what it is today. We're the reason you had to pay student loans and you found it harder to find holiday jobs. There used to be plenty of jobs in university holidays but it was not always easy to work out what you were supposed to be doing. I once spent a summer weeding the perimeter fence of an electricity substation.
It was a funny old economy. Believe me, you wouldn't have liked it. Don't believe what you've been told by teachers about its equality. There were rich people back then. They had import licences. The rest of us had rusty cars.
We made New Zealand an open market sustaining a world-class living standard but we didn't get everything done. We didn't do capital gains tax until it was too late to soften the house prices your generation faces, and the age benefit was the only cash hand-out that we failed to test for need.
During the furore over the surtax when you were a child we forgot that before Muldoon the pension was partially means-tested. You got it if you needed it from age 60 and it became "universal" at 65. The Labour Party has always had a soft spot for universal benefits but you could remind them that Michael Joseph Savage's Government designed the system I'm talking about. It could be worth reviving as a basis for raising the age of universal entitlement. If the pension was not paid to people under 70 unless they had no other income, we could probably afford to make it available from age 60 on that basis, which would be a relief for workers in hard physical jobs. It would be an option for anybody weary of routine paid work but unable to afford to retire. Many women would thank you, and Maori, according to the Maori Party.
A policy along those lines would be a more daring response to National's move this week than your leader's lame promise to keep the age at 65. I know you are also promising to revive contributions to the Cullen fund, as you should if you have a Budget surplus, but it was never going to be able to pay more than a fraction of the baby boom's pensions.
Your generation will be in power within 10 years, when even more of the under-70s won't need the money you will be giving them. Put it to better use.