I see one of Tiger Woods' bints has come out swinging after the release of a new range of golf balls.
The balls, branded Tail of the Tiger: the Mistress Collection, features the faces of all of Tiger's lovers. Well, the ones we know about, anyway.
For a while there,
lovers were being spat out at us like balls from a tennis ball machine but the barrage has died down. So too had the publicity until the Tail of the Tiger collection was released.
One of Tiger's bonks, Veronika Siwik-Daniels, is an adult film star who performed under the name Joslyn James.
Well, she's performed under just about everybody, but she went by the name Joslyn.
She's outraged by the release of the balls because, she says, "it's wrong for golf balls to have my picture on it, because golfers hit their golf balls with a lot of force".
Golfers' wives can swing a club with a fair amount of force too - just ask Tiger.
And, given her occupation, surely Veronika wouldn't have been unfamiliar with being up close and personal with orbs.
Her lawyers want a cease and desist on the sale of the Mistress collection; the manufacturers are laughing all the way to the bank.
