His ploy did not work, however, and he was convicted on his third drink-driving charge, as well as one of obstructing a police officer. He was fined $4000 and disqualified for 13 months.
At the time, Taffs accepted acting like a "complete prat", and admitted he'd had a "controversial career" in about 40 years of practising law.
He avoided a fourth drink-driving conviction last year when a judge ruled that police had unfairly obtained evidence against Taffs by following his car on to his property in August, 2011.
Two constables breath-tested him at his home, north of Westport, believing he might have driven from the nearby Pig and Whistle Hotel.
At a Lawyers and Conveyancers Disciplinary Tribunal penalty hearing in March, Margot Perpick, the lawyer representing the Canterbury Westland Standards Committee, said it was Taffs' attempts at avoiding detection that caused the professional body the most concern.
Taffs' legal representative Paul McMenamin accepted his client's conduct had been "bizarre" and "serious".
But he believed it amounted to a "moment of madness", and submitted "it is extremely doubtful whether the conduct of Mr Taffs brought anybody but himself into disrepute with any member of the public".
The tribunal, however, said that assertion did not sit well with an admission of the charge, which was worded to include an acceptance that the profession had been brought into disrepute.
"We consider a short period of suspension is necessary to reflect a proper response to the seriousness of the offending viewed overall," the tribunal concluded.