Yet Neave criticised the media for calling it a hit-and-run and taking "vulgar" glee in Hallwright's charges. "What I know of your character," the judge said, "I consider it highly unlikely you would have driven at him."
It seems Hallwright's "impeccable" character has moved Judge Neave to entirely redefine hit-and-run. It is now understandable behaviour, after running over a man and shattering both his legs, to keep on driving - as long as you are an upstanding pillar of the Parnell community, a senior financier, a Master of the Universe.
In Tom Wolfe's Bonfire of the Vanities, a powerful bond trader and his mistress get off charges for seriously injuring a black student in a hit-and-run in the Bronx. The judge said: "Let me tell you what justice is. Justice is the law."
The law was done this week.
In the same spirit that Judge Neave mused about what people might get up to on the streets of South Auckland, it is easy to imagine the Judge and the Master of the Universe one day meeting, single malt Scotches in hand, at an exclusive club, bemoaning the inability of "vulgar" members of the public to understand the unique challenges faced by men of their stature.
Oh, to be Masters of the Universe.
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