Ferrari's signature Manettino steering-wheel-mounted selector has two new modes in the FF: in addition to Sport, Comfort and ESC Off, you can optimise the powertrain, suspension and safety software for Wet and Snow. As in the 458 Italia, major controls like the indicators are on the steering wheel boss. Very F1, but it takes some getting used to.
Especially the indicators, which I fumble for in my first overtaking manoeuvre. No matter: those amber lights don't get much of a chance to flash at full throttle. The FF hits 100km/h in 3.7 seconds and 200km/h in 11.0 seconds - the latter as fast as the F599 coupe.
The steering is very quick, but the engine and chassis aren't quite as hard-core as the F599. That's as it should be. Exhilarating performance and virtuoso dynamics are still served up in abundance, but there's also an astonishingly linear torque delivery and sublime low-speed ride. You never escape the feeling that this is a big car - 4.9m long, nearly 2m wide, 1800kg - but the FF succeeds completely in combining the heightened sensations of a rear-drive V12 supercar with the heightened confidence and all-weather ability that comes with four-wheel drive.
Because the engine is mounted back behind the front axle and the PTU is around half the bulk of a conventional all-wheel drive system, weight distribution remains at a near-ideal 43/57 per cent front/rear. Traction is never an issue, nor is your own fear: the sophistication of the FF allows you to enjoy that power and Ferrari-chassis-finesse without needing the car-control skills of a racing driver.
Disappointments? Well, $670,000 seems absurdly expensive, although it reflects the market positioning of the previous 612 and the exclusivity of all things Ferrari (a 12-18 month wait is still typical for marque's cars).
The cabin is gorgeous, but also let down in small details like the wobbly switchgear and chunky sat-nav graphics. There's a disappointingly dull throb to the V12 below 2500rpm - although beyond that the soundtrack is like nothing on earth, especially when you press the Sport button.
The FF is possibly the world's most glamorous and exciting intercontinental ski express. But is it relevant in New Zealand?
At the end of the drive-day, Edward Rowe, Ferrari's PR man for Australasia, gives me the local pitch: "This is the first time we've had a Ferrari that's really suited to New Zealand, especially places like Queenstown."
Nice try. I pause to marvel at this picture of a typical Kiwi entrepreneur, who not only owns a $700k Ferrari (there are options, you know) but chooses it to charge through rain and ice over the Range Rover or Porsche Cayenne that's also in the garage. But that cynicism could be just my tiny wallet talking. Such people no doubt exist; as the company keeps telling us, Ferrari owners are a special breed.