best I can think of to say about a pet swan is that it would be marginally more fun than a pet goose.WHO would steal a swan? And what would you do with it once you did?
Henley Trust are concerned about the disappearance of a swan and two cygnetsthat haven't turned up for their regular morning hand feeding. And since no swan bodies have washed up along the lake, the bird watchers suspect fowl play.
I can't imagine why you would want to steal a swan unless (bird lovers may want to skip to the next sentence) you were planning a large feast of roast fowl.
I can't imagine they would be the nicest of pets, swans being not that cuddly as a rule.
And given the amount of swan deposits around the Henley Lake walking paths, I would think they'd make quite a mess in the backyard.
The best I can think of to say about a pet swan is that it would be marginally more fun than a pet goose.
I'm not ashamed to say that when the geese at Henley Lake waddle on to the path and fix me with their mean little eyes, I give them a very wide berth.
In today's paper we would, ordinarily, be giving away a Garden Barn voucher to our favourite letter of the week. Unfortunately, all our regular letter writers must still be on summer holiday.