National would point out the flounder was apt for another reason: Peters is accused of lying like a flatfish, from the promises he can upgrade Whangarei Port and deliver a rail link to it to his promise to work with National on the Resource Management Act and Korean Free Trade agreement. He added to his list of promises yesterday, introducing free SuperGold Card ferry rides between Russell and Paihia, because Aucklanders have them for Waiheke so Northland oldies were "not getting a fair deal".
National has repeatedly pointed out Peters can deliver nothing but noise because he's in opposition. He's certainly delivered that on the byelection trail.
National's advantage is that it is in Government so when it promises something, it can deliver. However, on the byelection trail that is also a weakness. Government cuts two ways - you might get credit, but more often you get blame for what you haven't done.
It's obvious National has held back showering the electorate with promises after the backlash over the 10 bridges pork barrel. Since then there has been only a reannouncement of generic rural broadband policy, despite Prime Minister John Key saying several policy announcements were coming.
But it may not be a coincidence that the closer the polls, the more roadworks pop up around the electorate. National is saying it with tarseal.
There are so many roadworks that the 750 new jobs Steven Joyce claims credit for creating may well all be stop/go sign holders. They are on the way into and out of most towns. They are on highways, backroads, high roads and low roads, bridges and underpasses.
Sceptical onlookers have a theory National deliberately timed the roadworks for the byelection to blunt the line that Northland doesn't get its fair share. Whether National could so quickly hustle up such an onslaught of tarseal is debatable, but they'll happily point to the action as a living monument of its caring and sharing love of Northland. It also has the added bonus of holding up the relentless progress of Peters' bus.
Alas, it has been to little avail. Osborne admitted he had never caught a flounder with his feet but he had caught tuatua with his toes. When it was suggested you didn't exactly "catch" tuatua he insisted they moved a lot quicker than might seem, courtesy of their massive tongues. Again, this is a perfect summary of his attempt to catch Peters. The latest 3 News Reid Research poll showed Peters and his big tongue were well and truly outrunning Osborne.