Now Ron Mark's no giant, but he's always looked up to the top brass as a former military man, rising to the rank of captain. Now as Defence Minister he's in charge of the generals and he frequently struts around in his cowboy boots, weighed down with his chest full of medals.
David Lange frequently said he'd like to run a hamburger bar in Wagawaga but had to be satisfied with being Prime Minister.
Not too long ago the current holder of that office, Jacinda Ardern, told us she was too selfish to be the Prime Minister, she wanted a private life.
She was even more adamant when pressed, saying it was futile speculating about her as a future leader because she didn't want the job, somewhat ironically she claimed her single focus was being Minister for Children. In the end neither did the hapless Andrew Little want the job and she's now got the job she didn't want.
Certainly she was a dippy downer when talking about her Finance Minister's upcoming Budget, saying she knew the state of core services like health were going to be bad but it's worse than she thought, blaming the last minister, Jonathan Coleman.
The good doctor asked how was he to know about the state of the moulderingMiddlemore Hospital, for example, when the local health board never raised it with him?
But the new Health Minister, David Clark, could be just the man to put it right - he might not have a medical doctorate like Coleman, even though he tried and failed to get one.
He did manage to get a doctorate though, and in his former life was a minister of religion!