Now the deal's withering on the rotting vine with the Gulf States sidelining Qatar which means we can kiss goodbye to the drying ink promised by Groser.
Even the former Prime Minister liked to tickle the media's fancy when it came to lauding his success on trade deals. It was in April last year in Shanghai that he offered us an attractive morsel out of the blue: chilled meat into China within months. The Chinese leadership had signed off on it, we were assured.
It got the headlines alright, but trial shipments to the People's Republic only started the week before last!
And then last week the man trusted with the trade mouth, and he's fond of using it, Todd McClay was talking with his British counterpart Lord Mark Price and was in full fight about a trade deal with the United Kingdom, despite the fact that farmers there have never had an appetite for our lamb.
Britain also has to get out of Europe first before negotiations can even begin, 18 months at the earliest. McClay says that'll pass quickly. How he fathoms that is beyond comprehension.
The fact is this Government, who was gifted the Chinese free trade agreement on coming to power in 2008, has had little success in the area. The only notable one was with South Korea two years ago and even that was started by Labour as was negotiations with Japan which is now leading the TPP charge.
In fact Labour in its time in office was able to negotiate seven reasonably significant deals and who was their trade minister?
Well they didn't have one, it came under Foreign Affairs with Phil Goff, Winston Peters and finally Helen Clark with China being the icing on her cake.