Ardern tells us she sat down with her minister last week to discuss matters and he by some miraculous discovery realised he was indeed a distraction and decided, entirely on his own volition, to call it a day. Believe that and you'd believe that Winston Peters is about to enter a seminary.
Truth is Clark was leaned on, not by Ardern or her living room Cabinet in the Beehive. He was leaned on by older, wiser heads in the party and his mate, the man who succeeded him, Chris Hipkins, was leaned on to give him the hard word.
Remember this.
After he took his family to the beach and went mountain biking during lock down level 4, Ardern talked tough saying under normal circumstances she would have fired him because what he did was wrong.
But given all the work he'd done behind the scenes on fighting Covid and given that it was her priority she said she couldn't afford the massive disruption to the health sector his sacking would have.
She would have us believe he saw sense and unselfishly took one for the team in the continuing fight. If she truly believed he was essential to the Covid cause surely she would surely then have persuaded him to stay on the job.
Truth is his continuing presence in the role, and his throwing the Covid cupid Ashley Bloomfield under the bus last week saw Labour's private polling support beginning to drain. They want more of Ardern and less of Clark, so the PM's again stepped up to control the airwaves with her briefings, constantly reminding us to do what the party's done with Clark, she's washed her hands.
It's a pity she couldn't have taken some leadership when it was obviously required, but then an act of such unkindness is beyond her.