The post was popular, with 3400 likes and hundreds of shares. Many of the commenters shared the post's sentiment, remarking it was "hysterical".
Others were less amused.
"You don't even know what you're talking about," one poster said.
The page, now two years old, previously dubbed Cromwell one of the "top five s**** towns in New Zealand", which sparked a furious reaction from its residents.
But Central Otago District Mayor Tim Cardogan was relaxed, saying the page was a " great joke ... it's satire".
The creators had asked for anonymity but have previously said they had received death threats from readers - about 20 in two years.
"There have been some people who haven't taken the joke the way we wanted it was intended," the creators previously said.