Someone being woken at 6am by their 4-year-old daughter's face inches from theirs: "She looked right into my eyes and whispered, 'I want to peel all your skin off'."
When asked "what's the best way to get a girlfriend?" a 7-year-old responded: "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."
Holding her newborn brother for the first time, a 3-year-old asked: "So I shouldn't throw him in the fire?"
The Herald asked readers to share their own creepy kid experiences.
Maggie Young-Scelly said her 5-year-old daughter told her: "I love swimming, I like floating in the water, it makes me feel all safe and warm like when I was in your tummy, Mum."
Tracey Keye's 4-year-old son told her: "When I was a girl I fell off a cliff and hurt my chest and that's how I died".
When Bronia Simpson was driving past the cemetery her father was buried at, her 3-year-old son asked: "How good was Grandpa Brian at playing the accordion?"
Mrs Simpson wondered: "Accordion? No one had ever said that damn word to him, and certainly he never knew my Dad played one."
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