Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, met seriously ill children at the WellChild Awards in London on Tuesday. / AP
They might have gold-encrusted thrones to retire to each night, but the labyrinth of etiquette rules the Duchess of Sussex and Duchess of Cambridge dutifully navigate every morning is enough to give you a royal migraine.
What Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton can and can't wear is so complex, royaletiquette expert Myka Meier told news.com.au each woman has a "team of aides" to help them dress.
"They have a team who know what is appropriate for the event they're attending, and Meghan especially would be given a lot of advice on (what to choose)," the founder of Beaumont Etiquette said.
While you scoot around in your sneakers and denim jacket, here's what those poor royal buggers need to wear whenever they're on the job.
There's a reason you see Kate Middleton in so many dress-coat hybrids — while working, she's simply not allowed to remove the outer layer of her outfit.
To do so would be seen as indecorous.
Protocol dictates that Kate cannot remove her coat during royal engagements. Photo / Getty Images
"Whether it's a blazer or a jacket when all eyes and cameras are on you, working royals are taught not to disrobe in the public eye," Meier explained.
PUT YOUR TOES AWAY
Spare a thought for Meghan's feet, please. Someone should really grab the vaseline and bandaids.
"During the day, when the duchesses are on duty, we typically only see closed-toe shoes," Meier said, adding that round or slightly-pointed toe shoes are the most acceptable.
"We often don't see too much of a platform for a day event, and we tend to see open toe only at red carpet events."
DAY-TIME DIAMOND BAN
Aside from marital and religious jewellery, it's highly unlikely you'll see a royal donned in diamonds while they're working.
Meghan has only worn a tiara on her wedding day. Photo / AP
"Other jewels are worn pre-6pm," Meier told news.com.au. "Before 6pm, you'll see metallics, gemstones, pearls, sapphires. At night, you'll see the diamonds come out, and that's in order to not come across as flashy in your appearance."
NO FREEBIES
Anti-royalists might be chuffed to know the royals don't actually get any handouts.
"Royal aides can call in dozens and dozens of pieces, for just one sitting," Meier said. "At the end of the day, the Duchess of Cambridge or Duchess of Sussex would have the choice of the final piece, and everything else would be sent back.
"Meghan Markle, in her old life, would have been gifted all sorts of fabulous things to wear and now she may not take free pieces, or gifts, and must pay for whatever she chooses. She has to buy them."
musical this week, it's unlikely we would see her in anything like that for a day event.
"(Women in the palace are expected) to have modest hemlines and slits that are only for function," Meier said.
"For their formal daywear, we're not going to see Angelina Jolie-style slits. There might be one in the back or a slight, slight one in the front to help them walk, but slits are for function, not for style during the day."
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