KEY POINTS:
7.30PM, TV3
THE SIMPSONS
In a classic Simpsons' spoof of My Fair Lady, Lisa vows to turn Groundskeeper Willie into a proper gentleman, in time for the upcoming school science fair. Homer rallies to bring back the blue pant after he rips his final, out-of-production pair.
8PM, TV2
SCRUBS
Dr Cox goes on a drunken bender after three of his patients die. It's up to JD and the team to convince him to sober up. Meanwhile, Turk is creeped out by a surgeon's hands-on approach to medicine.
9.30PM, PRIME
WEEDS
Nancy's having a rough week. After being busted by a campus cop, she learns a $14,000 lesson. Plus, her newly opened bakery Breadsticks and Scones is proving less-than-successful.
9.50PM, TV ONE
GREEN WING
In tonight's final, paranoia reaches breaking point for Joanna and Statham, and they have to take drastic action. Mac, Guy and Martin make an offer to Caroline that she can't refuse. Only she does. Or does she?
MOVIES
[rated out of 5]
8.30PM, TV2
THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS
Herald rating: * * *
The final part of the Matrix trilogy has Neo (Keanu Reeves) trapped between the Matrix and the Source, as the machines threaten to crush Zion. Neo deals to Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) once and for all. (2003)
8.30PM, SKY MOVIES 1
GHOST
Herald rating: * * *
Patrick Swayze plays a man who is murdered during a date with his girlfriend (Demi Moore) and consigned to roaming the Earth in the company of other spectres. He discovers that his death wasn't accidental and learns his girlfriend is also in danger. (1990)
8.30PM, SKY MOVIES 2
KINSEY
Herald rating: * * * *
The true story of Alfred Kinsey (Liam Neeson), who in 1948 created a media sensation with his book Sexual Behavior in the Human Male and was vilified when releasing results of a subsequent study on female sexuality. He discovers an astonishing shortage of scientific data on sexual behaviour and recruits a team of researchers, who refine an interviewing technique to help people to break through shame and guilt and speak freely about their sexual histories. (2004)
SPORT
7PM, SKY SPORT 1 LIVE
BASKETBALL: NBL
NZ BREAKERS V WEST SYDNEY RAZORBACKS
If the Breakers want to figure in the playoffs, this game should be a victory against the bottom side in the league.
