7.30PM, TV ONE
CORONATION STREET
Steve and Ronnie find themselves in a dangerous situation; Lloyd refuses to forgive Kelly; Rosie's pro-animal rights actions embarrass Sally; and Sarah tells Jason that she's finished with Scooter.
7.30PM, TV3
DOWNSIZE ME!
Imagine being called a "human hoover"? That's what the Downsize Me! team are calling
29-year-old Shannon Davis. He loves junk food, but at 122kg he needs to get fit.
8.30PM, PRIME
STRIPSEARCH
In this new series, Billy Cross - creator and producer of the male strip group The Thunder From Down Under - heads to America to find some hunks to feature in a Las Vegas show.
8.30PM, TV3
NCIS
It's the start of a new NCIS, which is short for Naval Criminal Investigative Service in case you'd forgotten. They may investigate naval crimes, but in the first episode they still manage to get a supermodel on the show.
9.30PM, TV3
OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE
Still not checked out this excellent local comedy? Well, the Wests are waiting to entertain you. Tonight three women are prisoners of love and two men are knights in shining armour.
MOVIES
[rated out of 5]
8.30PM, SKY MOVIES 1
THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU
Herald rating: * * * *
Oddball comedy with Bill Murray as oceanographer Steve Zissou, a Jacques Cousteau-type underwater documentary-maker who plans to take revenge on the shark that killed his partner. Zissou puts together a crew that includes his former wife (Anjelica Huston), a journalist (Cate Blanchett), and a man who claims to be his son (Owen Wilson). From director Wes Anderson (The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore. (2004)
8.30PM, MGM SKY DIGITAL
THIEF
Herald rating: * * * *
James Caan puts in a great performance as a jewel thief tied to the mob, who discovers he cant quit. This movie marks the point where director Michael Mann left his TV career behind and started making great crime films. (1981)
8.30PM, RIALTO SKY DIGITAL
KANDAHAR
Herald rating: * * *
Iranian film about an Afghan woman living in Canada who receives a letter from her sister saying she wants to commit suicide. She embarks on a terrifying journey through Afghanistan to find her. (2001)
