By MEG CABOT
He's not so cool if he makes you stay after school EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY DAY from 2.30 to 3.30 to practise the FOIL method when you could be hanging out with all your friends. He's not so cool if he calls your mother in for a parent/teacher conference
to talk about how you're flunking Algebra, then ASKS HER OUT.
And he's not so cool if he's sticking his tongue in your mom's mouth.
Not that I've actually seen them do this. They haven't even been on their first date yet. And I don't think my mom would let a guy put his tongue in her mouth on the first date.
At least, I hope not.
Publisher: Macmillan
Price: $14.95
Age group: 12-plus years
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