Let’s get married and have kids so we can spend hours preparing and cleaning up after dinner so our kids can spend seconds deciding they just don’t like the texture.
Need someone to solve: My 3-year-old wanted 1 waffle. It was warmed up & cut into 16 tiny squares. He eats one square & then doesn't want anymore because the waffle is too fluffy. How many times do I hit myself with a frying pan to render myself unconscious?