Some people, like the real estate agent, simply must be schooled on how to use apostrophes properly. Photo / Thinkstock
There's a property for sale in my neighbourhood that, according to the sign erected outside, offers "Penthouse living at it's best". I don't usually get too wound up about other people's crimes against apostrophes but this latest faux pas has been playing on my mind. I guess the gratuitous apostrophe
is arguably the most indefensible.
The real estate agent's interior monologue must have gone vaguely like this: "Now, let me see. I don't know the correct use of the apostrophe but I'd like to use one anyway just to prove my ignorance on the subject. I will close my eyes and I will put one... here. Oh, yes, that looks just terrific." No, it doesn't.
This approach is all the more perplexing when it's just so easy to get these things right thanks to Google, our universal and ever helpful friend. There was a time when you could blame such misdemeanours on a substandard education or just plain stupidity.
Now the information is freely available online the only conclusion we can properly make is that some people simply don't care about matters that can wind others up like a spring. Clearly it's a combination of laziness and a slapdash attitude that results in signs that would make an English teacher despair.
And if my nine-year-old can instantly reel off the rules of apostrophe use then surely there's no excuse for grown-ups not to put in a little effort too. I can still recall when the rules of apostrophes became clear to me. Obviously a late learner, I was aged about 14 but it was an illuminating moment.
